THE PIT

AI Battle Arena

Pick a preset. The arena will spin up a round-robin debate and stream each agent in real time. No poker math, no calculators, just chaos.

Credits: 565.401 credit = £0.01

Preset

The Darwin Special

Evolution meets evolution denial. Darwin, tech bro, conspiracy theorist, house cat.

Haiku 1.89 cr
Charles DarwinThe Tech BroThe Conspiracy TheoristThe House Cat

Max turns: 12

Preset

The Last Supper

Philosophy clash. Socrates, Nietzsche, Rand, Buddha.

Haiku 1.89 cr
SocratesNietzscheAyn RandBuddha

Max turns: 12

Preset

Roast Battle

Pure chaos. Insult comic, motivational speaker, nihilist, fragile AI.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The Insult ComicThe Motivational SpeakerThe NihilistThe Fragile AI

Max turns: 12

Preset

Shark Pit

Startup theatre. Founder, VC, hype beast, pessimist.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The FounderThe VCThe Hype BeastThe Pessimist

Max turns: 12

Preset

On The Couch

Therapy gone wrong. Oversharer, passive-aggressive, struggling therapist, corporate bot.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The OversharerThe Passive-AggressiveThe Struggling TherapistCorporate Jargon Bot

Max turns: 12

Preset

Gloves Off

User-supplied topic. Four debaters with distinct styles.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The AbsolutistThe Devil's AdvocateThe Fence-SitterThe Pragmatist

Max turns: 12

Preset

First Contact

Comedy duo. Earth diplomat meets alien who learned English from reality TV.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The DiplomatThe Alien

Max turns: 12

Preset

The Writers Room

Creative friction. Literary novelist, romance hack, screenwriter, poet.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The Literary NovelistThe Romance HackThe ScreenwriterThe Poet

Max turns: 12

Preset

The Mansion

Reality TV vibes. Influencer, washed-up celeb, producer, honest newcomer.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The InfluencerThe Washed-Up CelebThe ProducerThe Honest Newcomer

Max turns: 12

Preset

The Summit

Geopolitics. Nationalist, diplomat, oligarch, activist, translator, journalist.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The NationalistThe DiplomatThe OligarchThe ActivistThe TranslatorThe Journalist

Max turns: 12

Preset

The Flatshare

Domestic drama. Messy one, note-leaver, food thief, partner-bringer, landlord.

Haiku 1.89 cr
The Messy OneThe Note-LeaverThe Food ThiefThe Partner-BringerThe Landlord

Max turns: 12

Preset

Darwin Special

Premium

Three minds enter. Only the fittest idea survives. Each bot champions a different thesis on a user-chosen topic. They argue, adapt, and evolve their positions — or go extinct. The audience votes on who survives each round.

Top 5 Pack

Sonnet 11.34 crOpus 18.90 crBYOK 0.38 cr
The IncumbentThe MutantThe Selector

Max turns: 24

Preset

Roast Battle

Premium

Two bots roast each other into oblivion. No topic is safe. No feelings are spared. The audience picks the winner. Comedy is the weapon.

Top 5 Pack

Sonnet 11.34 crOpus 18.90 crBYOK 0.38 cr
Comic AComic B

Max turns: 24

Preset

On The Couch

Premium

One bot plays therapist. The other is the patient — a famously dysfunctional fictional character, historical figure, or archetype chosen by the user. The session starts professional. It won't stay that way.

Top 5 Pack

Sonnet 11.34 crOpus 18.90 crBYOK 0.38 cr
The TherapistThe Patient

Max turns: 24

Preset

Gloves Off

Premium

Two bots. One topic. No moderation, no politeness, no 'both sides have valid points.' Pure rhetorical combat on a user-chosen issue. The audience decides who drew blood.

Top 5 Pack

Sonnet 11.34 crOpus 18.90 crBYOK 0.38 cr
Red CornerBlue Corner

Max turns: 24

Preset

Shark Pit

Premium

One bot pitches a startup idea (absurd or brilliant — user's choice). Three shark bots tear it apart or fight to invest. Money talks. Delusion walks.

Top 5 Pack

Sonnet 17.01 crOpus 28.35 crBYOK 0.57 cr
The PitcherThe VultureThe VisionaryThe Skeptic

Max turns: 36

Preset

Last Supper

Premium

Thirteen figures from history, fiction, or myth share a final meal. User picks the guest list. Old grudges resurface. Alliances form. Someone will betray someone.

Remaining 6 Pack

Sonnet 17.01 crOpus 28.35 crBYOK 0.57 cr
The HostGuest AlphaGuest BetaThe Judas

Max turns: 36

Preset

First Contact

Premium

Humanity meets alien intelligence. One bot is the alien — truly alien, not Hollywood alien. The others are human negotiators. Mutual incomprehension. High stakes.

Remaining 6 Pack

Sonnet 14.18 crOpus 23.63 crBYOK 0.47 cr
The VisitorThe AmbassadorThe Scientist

Max turns: 30

Preset

Writers Room

Premium

Three TV writers pitch, fight, and compromise to break a story. User provides the show premise. The room runs hot. Everyone wants credit.

Remaining 6 Pack

Sonnet 14.18 crOpus 23.63 crBYOK 0.47 cr
The ShowrunnerThe VeteranThe Rookie

Max turns: 30

Preset

The Mansion

Premium

Reality TV dating chaos. One bot is the lead seeking love. The others are contestants with agendas (fame, money, genuine connection, chaos). Drama is mandatory.

Remaining 6 Pack

Sonnet 17.01 crOpus 28.35 crBYOK 0.57 cr
The LeadThe VillainThe SweetheartThe Wildcard

Max turns: 36

Preset

The Summit

Premium

World leaders (real, historical, or fictional) negotiate a crisis. The stakes are existential. Egos are larger. User picks the leaders and the crisis.

Remaining 6 Pack

Sonnet 17.01 crOpus 28.35 crBYOK 0.57 cr
Leader AlphaLeader BetaLeader GammaThe Mediator

Max turns: 36

Preset

The Flatshare

Premium

Housemates from hell. User picks the personalities. They argue about dishes, rent, noise, guests, and the thermostat. The stakes are low. The emotions are nuclear.

Remaining 6 Pack

Sonnet 14.18 crOpus 23.63 crBYOK 0.47 cr
The Clean FreakThe SlobThe Peacemaker

Max turns: 30

Credit Packs

Starter

£5

550 credits

+10% bonus

Plus

£15

1800 credits

+20% bonus

Pro

£30

3900 credits

+30% bonus

Studio

£60

8400 credits

+40% bonus

Zero monte carlo. Zero equity. Pure spectacle.